Written by Angela Valkyrie

Nov. 20th, 2003 – Monica Lewinsky has shockingly revealed to GQ Magazine that the White House sex-scandal has ruined her love life. WOW! What a surprise!

In the December issue interview in GQ magazine she said that she tries to date occasionally but her “romantic relationships have been short-lived.”

I’m guessing that the only guys she can find to date are the ones that only want a one night stand in a motel room.

Ms. Monica Lewinsky, Single, Jewish and 30, is desperate to meet a man.

She is so desperate, that she did an interview with a notoriously mostly gay men’s magazine.

She told GQ that she’s trying to be sympathetic to the men she meets, “If I were a guy and I’d heard all those things about a girl, I don’t know that I’d want to take her out.”

Unfortunately her sympathies seem to run shallow when she makes strange remarks in her interview regarding men like, “The one thing I don’t do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence,” she said. “I want to shake them and say, ‘C’mon, just like me! Do what I say!” I mean, I’m no expert in relationships, but wouldn’t that behavior scare a man away?

In the six years since the news of Lewinsky’s sexual relations with ex-president Bill Clinton broke out, leading to his 1998 impeachment and acquittal by the U.S. Senate, Lewinsky’s only claims to fame have been; designing handbags and hosting a reality TV show.