by Jeff Davis

The FBI and the politically correct establishment seem to be literally seeing wicked evil racists under the bed. There seems to be no limit to the ridiculous lengths the concept of a “hate crime” can be extended to.

Fox News St. Louis reports “St. Louis City Hall confirms the FBI has stepped in to investigate a possible hate crime at an area firehouse. It involves a stuffed monkey hanging from a rail. The Saint Louis Fire Chief began the investigation after an African American firefighter made a complaint about the monkey Sunday.,, the FBI was called in because of the potential hate crime issues.”

If you saw a monkey doll hanging from the ceiling of your work place, would you immediately think this must be a hate crime directed at Blacks or would you think someone hung a monkey doll from the ceiling? The fact than a Negro employee would automatically think it was a “hate crime” suggests that (1).he is paranoid and (2).he identifies himself far too strongly with monkeys.

Also what is a “potential hate crime issue?” They’re talking about people’s THOUGHTS here. The FBI is in fact investigating what is going on in people’s minds. In 1984, George Orwell called this Thought Crime.

Back to Fox: “The entire episode is raising new questions in an already racially divided fire department. Photos of the scene were sent to Fox 2 by the Firefighters Institute for Racial Equality- or “F.I.R.E.”- the association for black firefighters. The pictures show a stuffed monkey hanging from a rack.”

Does no one in the federal government or Fox News have any sense of proportion or sense of the absurd left?

Back to Fox: “Bryson says the hanging monkey was found at firehouse 13 at Shawmut and Ridge in North City. Bryson tells us while the scene was reported over the weekend, the monkey has been at house 13 for some time. ‘We want that investigation to go forward, we want it to be thorough, we want it to be vigorous, or rigorous. But at the end of the day, we have to sort fact from fiction,’ Bryson explained.”

Well, guys, I think we can go ahead and start plotting our revolution. We won’t have to worry about the FBI interfering with us. They’re all in St. Louis investigating stuffed animals. I hear they’re planning a major raid on Toys ‘R Us, as soon as they can get a snitch on the inside.